👨👩👧👦 Meet the Family
Welcome to our cozy little corner of the internet! We're a blended, bustling, love-powered crew made up of six amazing kids, two very tired parents, and one guard dog, Maggie.
Meet Mom & Dad 👩🏼👨🏽
Hey, I'm Darci —mom of six, former nurse, current professional snack-fetcher and memory-maker. I’m into genealogy, jazz, survival skills, and pretending I know what I’m doing. Right now I’m building a retro family website and writing books about dead relatives—because someone’s gotta keep the stories (and the snacks) coming.
Mario is the head of the family — our protector, provider, and proud Sicilian. He works in law enforcement by day and practices jiujitsu by night, with occasional breaks for sci-fi movies, gaming, or confidently misusing the phrase “vis-à-vis.” Athletic, funny, and incredibly lovable, Mario is the kind of guy who can break up a wrestling match in the living room with one raised eyebrow — and still have time to fix the toilet before dinner. 🛠️💪
🌟 Meet the Kids
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🎮 Vincenzo, age 15: A classic teen with a love for Xbox, sports, and naps—but don’t be fooled by his chill vibe. He’s also an expert fisherman who can outsmart bass before breakfast.
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📣🏐 Liliana, age 12: The family’s one and only girl—graceful, fierce, and flipping through life with self-taught gym skills, pom-poms in hand, and a volleyball serve that could stun a bear.
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🏈🎮 Marshall, age 11: If Rainbow Six Siege gave out diplomas, he’d already have tenure. He balances his digital warrior life with JFL football, where he trades headshots for touchdowns.
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⚽ Giuseppe, age 9: This kid lives and breathes soccer, worships Lionel Messi, and has a natural talent for making people laugh. His Nintendo Switch might as well be surgically attached—bonus points if the game involves soccer or fart jokes.
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🐾⚾️ Daniel, age 9: A Webelo with the energy of a caffeinated squirrel and the snuggles of a sleepy puppy. Between baseball, flag football, video games, and YouTube marathons, he still finds time to devour books like candy.
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🚙🐶 Francesco, age 2: Our tiniest tornado of imagination! Whether he’s sipping milk, zooming around in his off-road toy truck, barking like a dog, or watching Blaze and the Monster Machines, he’s the baby boss with the biggest heart.
Together, we’re a family of heart and hustle — rooted in love, laughter, and slightly off-key kitchen karaoke. Whether you're blood, blended, or chosen family, we’re glad you’re here!
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